The Art Editor from the Wall Street Journal rang me last week and laughingly told me that he had an article ready to serve up to me. In his own words, he “…couldn’t make head nor tail of it”. I don’t blame him; it was one of the driest morsels of indigestible text I’ve ever eaten. Only recommended eating for the most ravenous, the only way of saucing it up was with an illustration, pictured here. Writer; can I please have the bill now…?